Guys....I'm gone

[The Mirror]

If I thought for a second that any of this was real, I would offer up wishes for a turnaround and any help I could muster. In case you still can’t read, that means I think you’re lying. We all do because you have quite a history of lying.

Im not trolling, im dying... I'd still be in the hospital if I didn't make a miidnight escape... and except for faking my death after getting a death threat, (from some Evergreen Trumper, I wasnt scared but I didnt want my wife or dog hurt) name one other lie.

[kizma buudi]

First of all… yuck. Second, if you’re really struggling then I will apologize. I really did not believe you. You probably don’t want us to compile a list of lies, but on the outside chance that you’re telling the truth this time, please work hard to get well. We would actually miss you around here.

[The Mirror]

First of all… yuck. Second, if you’re really struggling then I will apologize. I really did not believe you. You probably don’t want us to compile a list of lies, but on the outside chance that you’re telling the truth this time, please work hard to get well. We would actually miss you around here.

Trust me, its a lot worse than yuck..i cant wear wear watches rings or chains because they drive me nuts... I broke my arm once and had it in a cast... I had a panic attack and cut the cast off on the second day.. I've had a thousand little panic attacks where I want to rip this out... I have dreams about ripping it out..




You think they put people in the ICU for a perforated bladder?

They were putting me on a ventilator.. I thought if they made me unconscious for a week I would never wake up so I begged them to try something different and they did... I wasn't breathing on my own for 2 days... I had so many hoses in me that I couldn't even move... I was looking at my family side eye through fogged up plastic on my face.. my recovery was characterized by everybody there as miraculous.... my first day in the ICU I had like 4 doctors and 15 nurses in the room with me trying to keep me alive. My body was full of fluid that they pumped into me after surgery...they should have noticed it leaking into my body...and it hurt so bad i wanted them to drill a whole in me to drain it.. A nurse whispered to me afterwards that "you shouldnt be here"... and i replied, I dont want to be here and if i have to live with a catheter, I won't.... I can post a screen shot of my medical records...I glanced over them and got scared because there's five major problems that I didn't even know about.... my wife keeps asking to see them and I won't let her, and I don't want to go into detail in the things that I saw there... So I haven't looked at them since..


I know I'm not the first guy to ever die and I apologize for acting like I am

[Tarryall]

Would you spend your final days of life here? Just curious?

[Slickgreen]

Would you spend your final days of life here? Just curious?

Nobody would, not even an attention seeking narcissist. Imagine how empty your life would have to be, that you would waste even 5 seconds on this board when your days were numbered. Your comment makes his "is this how you spend your Saturday nights?" look hilarious.

[kizma buudi]

That’s true. When I was lying in ICU with blood clots and PE’s, the last thing on earth I thought about would be this board. I honestly thought I was a goner and all I thought about was my family. Wasn’t the first time I faced death but it was the first time as a parent. I was a stupid kid and woke up in the hospital more times than I care to admit with family hovering over me because the docs told them I wouldn’t make it through the night. I can verify that what doesn’t kill you doesn’t necessarily make you stronger.

[The Mirror]

UPDATE: My chances of surviving 2025 went from about 8% to about 12.5% now... Nobody walks around with a 40 gauge catheter in their dick for 4 weeks- The hospital told me it would take 6 weeks for my bladder to heal. I demanded to get a CT scan after four weeks because I couldn't take it anymore- The bladder healed! and I went right to the urologist so he could remove the catheter. I walk in, and he says- "we need to talk first- he says there's a 60% chance of me leaving there with a catheter because my urethra was fragmented and its hard to piss through a urethra that's full of scar tissue" I was like "f*ck you!". I was counting the days! He says I'll put 300 CM's of fluid in your bladder, if you can piss out 150 within an hour you can leave without a catheter , but it still might be touch and go for a few days... He told me to walk around the building or do whatever I gotta do to piss. He pumped my bladder full, then removed the catheter (that hurt!), I stood up and started pissing, I got all 300 CM's out, and he says "that's great!" I pulled my britches up, grabbed my coat, helped Lil Precious out of her chair and said "lets get the F outta here" and we were out the door- The urologist follows me down the hall and tells me to schedule a cystotomy- I said "the mayo clinic is doing that.. GOOD DAY SIR!"

That was 8 days ago and I was pissing like a race horse today- and I've had sex 3 times already- And I thought my dick was dead, it actually grew and inch and all systems are go

But....but my life expectancy is still not looking good- So Stay Tuned

[kizma buudi]

Well, glad to see you're still on this side of the ground. Enjoy what you have whether its a year or 20...

[The Mirror]

Um I no longer feel comfortable saying that I'm dying, so from now on I'll refer to it as some "unresolved health issues"

I don't want to be accused of being a drama queen- I got knocked to my knees, but I'm back up..