Being Handsome Is Hell

[The Mirror]

I am doing fine with it, no complaints here.

I've never heard you brag about your wife? I've been married like 50 years to a prom queen and head cheerleader, in a school with a 4500 student body

Perhaps his ego doesn't need stroking like yours does? And what do Lil Precious' attributes have to do with you? I'm assuming she managed prom queen and head cheerleader based on herself, not her sidekick.

You gotta be pretty great to get, and keep the Belle of the Ball, young lady

The belle of the ball

Meaning

The most attractive woman at a social gathering.

Origin

A ball is of course a social gathering for dancing etc. 'Belle', meaning 'fair; beautiful', was adopted into English in the 17th century from the Old French 'bele' and ultimately from the Latin 'bella'. A specific meaning, the one used in 'belle of the ball', was 'a lady who is the reigning beauty of a place'.

[The Mirror]

I dunno. Have you ever noticed that you never, ever see Lil Precious from the front? Always turned away from the camera.....

I actually have to give him props on that. No need to drag her into his dirty underworld hehe..

I've received numerous death threats on these local message boards- I'm not proud of it, but i've hurt a lot of feelings over the years. I'm not exposing Sugar Puss to all the right wing whack jobs here, they know she's precious to me