I put my dead girl up for Halloween yesterday- I'm down in my MAGA Man Cave, and I hear my dog freaking out upstairs. It was a combination of barking and crying- indicating that a dog was in the yard. He has a different bark for every animal- So I look out the window, and this big German Short-hair pointer is sniffing around the yard. The dead girl was between me and the pooch, and I said, "Whatchoo doing!?". The hound spins around to look my way, and he jumps back in fear. He froze and was fixated on the dead girl..I realised that the canine thought the dead girl was talking. I say it again, and he stops cold, then creeps in, never taking his eyes off the dead girl. The dead girl is very light, and when there's a breeze, it looks like she's alive. The animal is scared, but he keeps moving in slowly, all the while sniffing to figure out just what the hell he's looking at. When he got close, I screamed, "GO HOME! and he tried to bolt, but his back legs didn't get traction on the rocks immediately. He was spinning his wheels, then he flew down the driveway, down to the road, and sprinted up the road like his hair is on fire, like one of the Greyhounds I used to own...
I guess you had to be there-
