Guys....I'm gone

[The Mirror]

Friends............ the messenger of misery......has come to my house, and he's got me. I've dodged a lot of bullets (literally and figuratively in my life) but I'm probably not gonna dodge this one. I'm not fishing for compliments or anything, I just thought after spending so much time here I should say good bye- Just making this post was exhausting..

So long everyone!

[Tarryall]

Get better soon! You have four years of Trump to enjoy!

[The Mirror]

Get better soon! You have four years of Trump to enjoy!

I need about 5 longshots to come through for everything to be alright-3 or 4 to survive with a diminished lifestyle- My wife says "it could be worse, you could be paralyzed" Why paralyzed people want to remain alive is beyond me as well, they probably don't, they just can't kill themselves-

I really was the happiest guy in the world last week- now the world is a horrible place to be-


Don't take life for granted my friends

[kizma buudi]

Well, I dodged 4 major surgeries in 4 years, then when I was finally feeling human again a few years later, I had an accident and ended up with blood clots from my toes to my groin and a ton in my lungs. Overhearing the doctor saying “How the hell is this guy still alive” is always heartening. Point is, if I beat all that and you give up over this little thing, I guess I was tougher than you all along. BOOYAA!

[Karen]

Friends............ the messenger of misery......has come to my house, and he's got me. I've dodged a lot of bullets (literally and figuratively in my life) but I'm probably not gonna dodge this one. I'm not fishing for compliments or anything, I just thought after spending so much time here I should say good bye- Just making this post was exhausting..

So long everyone!

I'm pretty busy right now. Sorry.

If I have time, I may check back in awhile to see if you really croaked or somethin.

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P.S.
Oh, before you croak...Can I have your gold plated humming bird feeder and secret recipe? Just in case. Thanks!
Good luck NN.

[Slickgreen]

I'm confused... didn't you already die once before but then resurfaced like Jesus?

[Tarryall]

Keep her phone number, time to start courting the rich widow! Moving on up to Upper Burland?

Good luck VL!

[kizma buudi]

I am happily married and couldn't get along with a liberal woman.

[Karen]

I'm confused... didn't you already die once before but then resurfaced like Jesus?

It could be just a bad case or relapse of chronic TDS, a lot of that going around again.

I'm sure he loves the attention though.

[Tarryall]

When I married my wife she was a liberal, now she is more conservative than I am.